I think we need to stand up for "traditional marriage" in Ireland; which involves a man marrying a horse, 'embracing' it, slaughtering it and bathing in a soup of its flesh, which his friends can them consume while he's still bathing in it.
It's disgusting how modern society has twisted marriage to be all about two people.
If you are curious, you can read more on the Feis, or better yet, check out a drawing of it... http://britishlibrary.typepad.co.uk/.a/6a00d8341c464853ef016305cb3ba3970d-500wi