On +Radio New Zealand this morning Kim Hill was interviewing a filmmaker:

Interviewee: We only had a small budget.
Kim: How small
Interviewee: Small.
Kim: Come on, you can tell us...
Interviewee: Budgets are like women's ages.  You don't divulge them.
Kim: I'm 57. Come on, how much was it?
Interviewee: $250,000

Awesome :-)