Today I received this gem from Kiva ...
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"We noticed this morning that you had $29.60 sitting in your Kiva
account. That means you're just %%balanceleft%% shy of being
able to make a new loan!
"Instead of the usual $25, you only need to deposit %%balanceleft%%
to help a borrower in Tajikistan, Nicaragua, Lebanon, or over 40 other
countries.
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Now I just need to write them a cheque for %%balanceleft%% and I'll be away!