The world needs a good conspiracy, I think :-)

The world needs a good conspiracy, I think :-)

"The CIA is a front for the New World Order and run by Nancy Pelosi, who is secretly taking orders from the Yellow King. They faked the link between cancer and cigarettes and keep an ancient spaceship on a base on Bikini Atoll. They use AIDS to control us, but we can use monoatomic gold to stop them."

Hilarious!

What do you get?