Russian Tea HOWTO
Heather was hunting around for Russian tea and found this most excellent 14-year-old "Russian Tea HOWTO" released as part of the Linux Documentation Project on April 1st 2002.
ftp://ftp.franken.de/pub/Linux/docs/HOWTO/HOWTO/Russian-Tea-HOWTO.html
Sadly +Google+ can't load ftp links, but I can't find an http link to this one - might be an idea to download for posterity!