Just clipped this random generic model shot from a generic advert for a piece of generic electronic equipment after I thought: how does he get his tie to do that?  Would he look like a complete dork standing up, because it's tucked into his belt?  Or does he glue it to his shirt front?

I was even wearing a tie myself last week, dressed to the nines for Heather's auntie's funeral.  The boys thought I looked pretty imposing in my full-on business regalia, with shaved head and authentic unix beard, but no photos thankfully, and my tie was - I'm sure - blowing over my shoulder :-)